Talk about accident prone… if something is going to fall and hit someone on the head, it’s me. If someone trips over a stone… it’s me. Him indoors, tells me I am a disaster just waiting to happen.
Take today for instance…
We have a leather sofa… and I’ve been moisturising my legs after a bath, with Neutrogena, when I sat on the sofa in shorts, with a laptop working through some photos to edit, when I fell asleep.
I must have been gone off a good while… cos I woke up with cramp in my legs and indentations of the laptop cooler fan across the tops of my legs. I moved the laptop up to get rid of the cramp and hadn’t realised I was stuck to the leather… As I moved sharply off of the sofa, the skin on the back of one leg had stuck so hard to the leather, it felt like I’d left half my leg there.
Anyway, I put Savlon antiseptic cream on my leg… hoping it would go off before I had to drive.
Nope… at 6.45 I drove to the station grimacing as my leg was not sticking to the leather seats in the car. 😀 😀 😀
So, him indoors, had to do the drive home… And patch me up….saying ‘You’re a bloody hazard!’
Posted as part of Fandango’s FOWC – Casualty