My God is there one going on in this house… Well, it started off by us going to B &Q and I was looking at the kitchens… I’ve seen some before I like but this particular type really struck my eye.
In the distant future, we are planning to move to another house, and we know the house would probably need a new kitchen.
At the moment our kitchen is white high gloss and one mark and you can see it a mile. Any my lot use their sticky hands to shut the cupboards.
Anyway, back to B & Q, when I saw kitchen, with dark grey matt bottom cupboards and white matt top wall cupboards. Similar to the picture above.
I said, ‘I like this.’
He replied, ‘No Way are you having anything like that.’
How dare he? I’m the chief cook and bottle washer…
Now I am on a mission to solve this disagreement.
I have three options…
- Option 1… wear him down and go on strike. Well, they are all doing it today… Or… there is..
- Option 2… duck-tape him in a B&Q wheelchair, and plant him in front of the kitchen, like he did to me when he wanted a new TV when I was in a wheelchair. He just parked me up and he left me stuck in front of an LG TV until I gave in. 😀 😀 😀 Whilst walking around Curry’s laughing his head off.
- Option 3 …Refuse to cook in any other kitchen!
I am only left with Option 1 and 2 really, cos he’ll just cook for himself 😀 😀 😀
My mean side is saying…. DUCK-TAPE!!!!!!!! I will win this disagreement… I am on a mission…
Posted as part of FOWC with Fandango — Disagreement